Exchange Student Program T-Shirts

'Hello. I'm Willy. Tommy and I have exchanged homes.'

Omara Portuondo

"What do you think I can get for it on the blackboard market?"

"I have a recurring nightmare that I've taken a test, and the professor won't give me an 'A'."

Didgeridoo

So far the coaching exchange program was hitting a few snags.

US dollar rising and falling.

"Class, this is David. He's our new financial exchange student."

The Unsuccessful Animal Foreign Exchange Program.

Fluffy's first and last day as an exchange student.

An English and French student converse.

'Class, let's welcome Timmy, our Exchange Student, who's joining us for the next three weeks...'

"I love college."

'I'll pause for your moans and groans.'

"Hard to believe that school's almost over."

English As A Second Language

So this is what civilization has come to at the dawn of the new millennium. Impressive, huh? What are you looking at? Nothing mother! Sigh! How come you get along better with my child than I do? We trade. She shows me all the crucial elements of pop culture. And I show her ... A life without Lady Gaga is still worth living! Phizzz.

''How my year as an exchange student totally rocked thanks to my awesome pal Timmy Lowell' by Vladimir Brezskinov, translated from Russian by Timmy Lowell.'

'My brother is going to stay with a family in France, and a French boy is coming to stay with us. Did you know your parents could exchange you?'

A teacher introduces the new student to the class - he's an alien - 'Good evening class, this is Zork and he will be joining us until he learns enough English to conquer the Earth...'

The International Exchange Student Comes Home

"Mom wants me to learn to read, write, and count sheep."

University Degree Flying Carpet

We're a host family for Joey's exchange program.

'It's outrageous - they don't want to be proper students like us at all - they come here to work!'

'Tommy, I think you're taking this hall monitoring job too seriously.'

'I hate to be the one to break it to you, but I don't think they're gonna miss us over the summer. I think they stopped missing us in April.'

'Wait, don't kill that tick! He's a foreign exchange student - we're his host family.'

'Jack's an exchange student. I traded Sally for him.'

"The worst part of the lockdown was that I lost 2 years of my U.S. visa."

American Dream, 2021 Edition