Exam Warriors Prints

"I feel sorry for kids these days - they're always being tested for something"

'Being sick can sure affect your grades. The kid I cheat off of has been out all week.'

'Frankly, Headmaster, the only way this boy could write a decent essay is if he kept his pencil still and I moved the paper!'

Teacher to student with spots: 'Tests make you nervous and break out in what?'

"I'm always surprised at the amount of English Usage inspired by the Math Preview section of the ACT."

"Your failure to pass the promotion exam looks suspiciously like a case of arrested development"

"School is a lot like life. It's hours and hours of boredom...interrupted by the occasional moment of panic."

"I had all the right answers, but I had them in the wrong order."

'Remember, Edward, inside every 'F' student is a 'D' student trying to get out.'

"Eventually, you have to stop visualizing yourself doing well on the test, and actually do the test."

Exam

'I really crammed last night.'

Four Types of Test-Takers...

"I have a recurring nightmare that I've taken a test, and the professor won't give me an 'A'."

'I got an alleged C on my criminal law test.'

Evil Exams!

Nervous Oral Testing

"It's not fair! I only got 100 on my English test!"

Congratulations! All that cramming paid off.

Good luck with all the revision...

'The good teen-age mime chooses to study for an exam, while the bad one chooses to steal hubcaps.'

Good Luck in your Exams.

Congratulations! All that cramming paid off.

"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."

GCSEs

"Should we put down what we think is right, or what we think you think is right?"

Examinations.

'I know the answer. I just need a moment to come to grips with it.'

Paper to boy: 'Did you forget something? I'm your take home test.'

"We thought this was more realistic."

Chicken soup for the adjunct professors soul

"An excellent defense. Let's give her the doctorate."

'You have to STUDY for tests, dummy -- you can't just put a memory stick in your ear!'

'The first exam was easy as ABC, but that one felt more like a D,E or F.'

"My Tia Carmen keeps this shrine..."