Exam Time Prints

"Okay, you got this! Who introduced the theory of punctuated equilibrium?"

"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

Computer Room.

'My reading comprehension is so-so, but I do make up for it with my highlighting skills.'

Burning the midnight oil.

"I had all the right answers, but I had them in the wrong order."

'I couldn't do my term paper because they've never made a movie about Rutherford B. Hayes.'

'It's all original research. I had no assistance when I looked it up on Wikipedia.'

'I ace 'wheeling' but I flunked 'dealing'' - Boy on leaving Business Administration.

"Eventually, you have to stop visualizing yourself doing well on the test, and actually do the test."

"It says 'break glass' but it doesn't say what glass!'

"Can you change this quiz grade from an A to a C? I like to keep expectations low until I blow my parents' mind by acing the final exam."

Exam

'I really crammed last night.'

Four Types of Test-Takers...

'I'm supposed to take a geography test and I can't find the right room!'

"I have a recurring nightmare that I've taken a test, and the professor won't give me an 'A'."

"O.K., time's up. Pencils down."

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

'I'm sorry son, parents don't like the 11 plus...'

Nervous Oral Testing

Evil Exams!

All Harold's aptitude test showed is that he had an aptitude for taking tests.

'A rose by any other name means I flunked the botany test.'

Good luck with all the revision...

'The good teen-age mime chooses to study for an exam, while the bad one chooses to steal hubcaps.'

"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."

GCSEs

Grade 2 Cellist

Super Student

"Should we put down what we think is right, or what we think you think is right?"

Examinations.

'I know the answer. I just need a moment to come to grips with it.'

"So the secret to getting good grades is to study hard...seems a little extreme!"

'We apologise for the delay to the yum-yum train.'