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Garrett knew it was important to jeep his brain from overheating during big tests.

'And were there a point to your proposal, Henderson - What would it be?'

'When we get there let me do the double talking.'

'Which 'win' is ours? Because the one on the left looks bigger.'

Burning the midnight oil.

"I'm razzled, but not dazzled."

"Unfortunately, the consumer was not as demanding as we had hoped."

"Hmmm ... that's interesting. Now, what about ideas that don't suck - do you have any of those?"

"It says 'break glass' but it doesn't say what glass!'

"Eventually, you have to stop visualizing yourself doing well on the test, and actually do the test."

"I don't believe I've missed a single sign since you made the switch to Power Point."

Exam

"Fantastic presentation! All of the investors loved it."

'I really crammed last night.'

Four Types of Test-Takers...

"I have a recurring nightmare that I've taken a test, and the professor won't give me an 'A'."

"Whereas we used to display losses in shocking and offensive red, we now display them in warm and comforting toasted almond."

'I got an alleged C on my criminal law test.'

Evil Exams!

Nervous Oral Testing

"It's confusing when everybody has a pointer."

How come rich kids do so well on SAT tests? Their parents give them books, fancy trips, lessons and

"One of the most compelling graphic presentations I've ever seen!"

"I'm going to bombard you with graphs until you agree with me."

All Harold's aptitude test showed is that he had an aptitude for taking tests.

'Maybe the reason we don't have those 'off the chart' sales anymore is because our charts are too big.'

Good luck with all the revision...

'On the plus side we've saved money by getting all the numbers on one graph.'

"It's not fair! I only got 100 on my English test!"

"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."

'The good teen-age mime chooses to study for an exam, while the bad one chooses to steal hubcaps.'

"Should we put down what we think is right, or what we think you think is right?"

'I see you're still trying to get the staff enthused over the weekly meetings.' (Meeting offers free coffee, free snacks, eye-popping charts, exciting videos and free idea pads).

Examinations.

"For cryin' out loud, Frank, we don't have all day! Cut to the cheese!"