Exam Period Pillows

'It's all original research. I had no assistance when I looked it up on Wikipedia.'

DNA Test

Computer Room.

'How could I have missed these? I took a multivitamin.'

Exam Period

"We're having a test on the states today, and I can never remember which one was number fifty."

Working late?

Good Luck

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

'My reading comprehension is so-so, but I do make up for it with my highlighting skills.'

Burning the midnight oil.

"I had all the right answers, but I had them in the wrong order."

'I couldn't do my term paper because they've never made a movie about Rutherford B. Hayes.'

'I ace 'wheeling' but I flunked 'dealing'' - Boy on leaving Business Administration.

"It says 'break glass' but it doesn't say what glass!'

"Eventually, you have to stop visualizing yourself doing well on the test, and actually do the test."

"Can you change this quiz grade from an A to a C? I like to keep expectations low until I blow my parents' mind by acing the final exam."

Exam

'I really crammed last night.'

Four Types of Test-Takers...

'I'm supposed to take a geography test and I can't find the right room!'

"I have a recurring nightmare that I've taken a test, and the professor won't give me an 'A'."

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

Evil Exams!

'I'm sorry son, parents don't like the 11 plus...'

Nervous Oral Testing

"O.K., time's up. Pencils down."

All Harold's aptitude test showed is that he had an aptitude for taking tests.

'A rose by any other name means I flunked the botany test.'

Congratulations! All that cramming paid off.

Good luck with all the revision...

GCSEs

"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."

'The good teen-age mime chooses to study for an exam, while the bad one chooses to steal hubcaps.'