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"You can't see a grief counselor just because you got a 'B'."

'I made a hundred on the Spanish test. Gracias.'

'Congratulations, Kevin - Your test scores show that you qualify for our 'frequent homework' program.'

Study more to pass more tests.

"And with the amazing scores of 99.95, may I present Roger and Milly Mallard!"

'They all want to play the star.'

Lethal Presentation

"Can you change this quiz grade from an A to a C? I like to keep expectations low until I blow my parents' mind by acing the final exam."

Four Types of Test-Takers...

'I'm supposed to take a geography test and I can't find the right room!'

'What a CV - if you can write memos like this you'll go far in our organisation.'

Nervous Oral Testing

'I'm sorry son, parents don't like the 11 plus...'

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

All Harold's aptitude test showed is that he had an aptitude for taking tests.

'You know what they say - 'Those who don't learn the lessons of history are doomed to go to summer school.''

Congratulations! All that cramming paid off.

GCSEs

'I'd like to challenge the test.'

Failure/Due Diligence

"Should we put down what we think is right, or what we think you think is right?"

Examinations.

'I know the answer. I just need a moment to come to grips with it.'

"So the secret to getting good grades is to study hard...seems a little extreme!"

"Your CV will be sufficient, Mr. Cooper."

Admissions test for the Danbury Institute of Philosophy

"You said mindfulness could help us do well on the test, so I filled it up with as much as I could last night."

Using psychic powers, the final exam had been a breeze. However, Madame Evetta did not realize that the student in front of her from who she had obtained the majority of her answers, was Bugs Higgins.

"We thought this was more realistic."

"We've invented a new word!"

"I have a huge Algebra final tomorrow. I know I'm gonna fail."

"You inhabit the body of someone who has an impressive résumé."

'What I did on my summer vacation: I wrote about what I had done the rest of the year.'

STRIP Hambone: Computer company job interview

"I'm being heavily recruited by several other companies."