Exaggerated Humor Enthusiast Mugs

The Games Man: Fishing is his sole form of exercise - but he considers it bad form to move more than his wrist when casting.

'I'm reading aloud, Jeremy - My lips are SUPPOSED to be moving!'

"Welcome to the bank - you'll start at the bottom."

Police Feline Unit

"Go ahead and eat her, she's a pain in the a**."

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

"Clear my schedule for the next five minutes. I feel the need for some spontaneous frivolity."

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

'Why didn't he take 8 days and finish the job properly?'

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

Faster, Georges, faster!

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

Cariactures

Selling lemon latt�

"Don't flutter your little wings on company time."

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

Covid Inquiry / Enquiry

Do Not Resuscitate

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

'Cannonball!'

Here and There Trays

'I've learned a lot about myself at these meetings...like, I can fall asleep with my eyes open!'

'Senior management wanted me to raise morale so I made Lionel from accounts 'office jester'!'

'Actually, accounting is an exact science.'