Evolution Theory Followers Prints

"I owe my success to natural selection - my daddy was rich and my ma good lookin'."

"I'm sending you an interesting article about declining birth rates."

Now that we've developed lungs, it's only a matter of time before we feel guilty about not exercising.

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

Goldfish evolution - "...it's called evolution and it means in a few years we'll walk right out that door."

'Oh dear. My son's an evolutionary throw forward.'

'I just evolved the opposable thumb, and I've already got carpal-tunnel syndrome!'

"Actually, I find his murky past rather attractive."

Evolution Solution: Billions of years in the business - We'll guide you through the process, step by step.

"I guess the point I'm trying to make is, calling the committee on Progress and Evolution a bunch of know-it-all nincompoops might have felt good when you said it, but..."

'Now that we've learned to talk, we can have FOCUS GROUPS!'

tbt

Off to a bad start.

Welcome to Hell - No Smoking

Monkey's Ejected from the Garden of Eden

"Crap. I overslept."

'You folks just sit right there and I'll go kill some hors d'oeuvres.'

Darwin's Evolving Statue.

'Oh-oh -- we should have brought sunscreen!'

Evolution on the brink

'There you are -- I've been looking all OVER for you!'

"Now do you believe me?"

Evolved to Ski.

"If I had known I was going to evolve, I would have worked on my beach bod."

The next step in human evolution was homophilanthropist.

'This isn't either a fad! -- It's a major breakthrough!'

Evolution...the decoy shark.

'Not guilty by reason of millions of years of evolutionary selection for aggressive behavior, Your Honor.'

Just think if that meteor had never hit planet earth 65 million years ago...

"Get back down here before you fall and hurt yourself"

Thomas Hunt Morgan

Going back for the Holidays

Charles Darwin

Chimp with mail-order anthill.

"Evolution....Jeez! Talk about your learning curve!"