Evolution Theory Followers Prints

"I owe my success to natural selection - my daddy was rich and my ma good lookin'."

"I'm sending you an interesting article about declining birth rates."

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

Goldfish evolution - "...it's called evolution and it means in a few years we'll walk right out that door."

"Actually, I find his murky past rather attractive."

'Oh dear. My son's an evolutionary throw forward.'

'I just evolved the opposable thumb, and I've already got carpal-tunnel syndrome!'

"I guess the point I'm trying to make is, calling the committee on Progress and Evolution a bunch of know-it-all nincompoops might have felt good when you said it, but..."

'Now that we've learned to talk, we can have FOCUS GROUPS!'

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Monkey's Ejected from the Garden of Eden

Darwin's Evolving Statue.

"Crap. I overslept."

Welcome to Hell - No Smoking

'You folks just sit right there and I'll go kill some hors d'oeuvres.'

Evolution on the brink

'Oh-oh -- we should have brought sunscreen!'

Evolved to Ski.

"If I had known I was going to evolve, I would have worked on my beach bod."

'There you are -- I've been looking all OVER for you!'

'This isn't either a fad! -- It's a major breakthrough!'

"Now do you believe me?"

The next step in human evolution was homophilanthropist.

Evolution...the decoy shark.

'Not guilty by reason of millions of years of evolutionary selection for aggressive behavior, Your Honor.'

Just think if that meteor had never hit planet earth 65 million years ago...

"Get back down here before you fall and hurt yourself"

Charles Darwin

Going back for the Holidays

Chimp with mail-order anthill.

'Put that out! -- the tribe just went smoke-free.'

"'Why am I up here?' you ask! Let me give you a tip, bro; walking on land is the only way to go, if you want to avoid extinction!"

"Evolution....Jeez! Talk about your learning curve!"