Evidence Evader Mugs

"Can we, just for a moment, your Honor, ignore the facts?"

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

"I never accomplish the impossible, if I did it would become an expectation."

I.T. Fear

'No, but thanks for asking,'

'Relax, we're letting you go. Your insurance didn't go through.'

"My next witness is his Google Assistant."

Cunning as a Fox hey? Well, I saw you cheating Mister! D-Minus!

There's so many things I should be doing that when I procrastinate, I'm multitasking.

"So...what did you learn in school today, Baldo?"

"Was delegation the only thing you learnt on that management course?"

'Yes, I'm home early. We had a school fire drill, so naturally I sought the safety of our house.'

EEEEEEEEEEEE-Mail

"There's so much evidence we should put some aside for a different case."

"Nope. I came here to relax and not check my messages."

'What's the point of having a luxury car if you put it in the garage at night?'

"He's not good with change!"

You're too young to be worrying about SAT tests. But I have to score well to get a good job someday. In the real world, no one hires people who're only good at multiple choice questions. Actually, Nana

"I have a prescription for my test anxiety."

Stand in the Q.

'I'' be in the basement, Amy... below the radar.'

"I got an extension.'

Car driving on tube line - 'They'll do anything to avoid the new congestion charge.'

Lance, I said if it's for me, I'm not here. It's not for you, it's for me. I'm not here, either.

'New dog?' - 'Yes, and no more food bills, no vets fees.'

'Can we avoid going through the insurance company.'

Financial Advisor. Will you meet expenses this month? Unless I find a really good hiding place.

"I'd like a word with you please."

What say we save a tree, and skip the test?

"Mr. Rod, my dad wants to clean the garage tomorrow...and he needs me to pack boxes and haul tons of stuff. It'll probably take all day!"

"No thanks, just browsing."

"Those aren't blanks, Ms Doan. They're no comments."