Eviction Historian Mugs

'I warned you we'd get thrown out, changing the name from the Garden of Eden.'

"Remember when it was 'The Dog and Duck'?"

'Wentworth Street, Whitechapel'

"In my life, I've had seven cars, six jobs, five houses, four bypass operations, and three wives!"

"I always thought of my childhood home as being larger."

Shrewsbury - pronunciation

Biliard Enthusiast

Glasnost

"Re-calculating, arrive at your final destination in six...five...four..."

"I knew there was something wrong when he stopped reading the obituaries."

'How do you expect me to concentrate when you're reading me my rights?'

The Bronze Age of Television

Asylum; May contain patients with mental problems.

Chernobyl, 30th anniversary

"I thought you might like to hear how my love-making sounded when I was a younger man."

A Woman's Conquests.

"It's not jsut that he walks upright and uses complex tools. He also makes me laugh."

Rational explanations

Keeper giving Lords best position for shooting

'Hey, none of us like having to fly south every year, but couldn't you have taken a bus?'

The devolution of the NHS

So Your Landlord Is Trying to Evict You

"Tia Carmen, did you ever use a stool to cook?"

The world's oldest braided rug

Doctors Through the Ages...

'I never forget any of my girlfriends.'

'Your PTST is real, and so is the Obamacare website that caused it.'

Bloody Vandals

'I'm sorry but I need your bed. I've just been kicked out my flat.'

"Our religious friends are praying, our atheist friends are sending good thoughts, and our lawyer friends are figuring out who to sue."

Two playgrounds...

'They colorize old movies so I colorized your old photographs.'

Heath care, then and now.

Servants - Cook and the Lady of the House

"It used to be a half-way house. . ."