Eviction Historian Mugs

'I warned you we'd get thrown out, changing the name from the Garden of Eden.'

'Wentworth Street, Whitechapel'

"In my life, I've had seven cars, six jobs, five houses, four bypass operations, and three wives!"

"I always thought of my childhood home as being larger."

Shrewsbury - pronunciation

Biliard Enthusiast

Glasnost

"I knew there was something wrong when he stopped reading the obituaries."

"Re-calculating, arrive at your final destination in six...five...four..."

'How do you expect me to concentrate when you're reading me my rights?'

The Bronze Age of Television

Chernobyl, 30th anniversary

A Woman's Conquests.

"I thought you might like to hear how my love-making sounded when I was a younger man."

Asylum; May contain patients with mental problems.

"It's not jsut that he walks upright and uses complex tools. He also makes me laugh."

'Hey, none of us like having to fly south every year, but couldn't you have taken a bus?'

Keeper giving Lords best position for shooting

Rational explanations

Doctors Through the Ages...

The world's oldest braided rug

"Tia Carmen, did you ever use a stool to cook?"

'I never forget any of my girlfriends.'

The devolution of the NHS

Bloody Vandals

'They colorize old movies so I colorized your old photographs.'

Two playgrounds...

'I'm sorry but I need your bed. I've just been kicked out my flat.'

"Our religious friends are praying, our atheist friends are sending good thoughts, and our lawyer friends are figuring out who to sue."

Heath care, then and now.

Servants - Cook and the Lady of the House

"Darling, you remember all that mission oak on Central Park West."

"It used to be a half-way house. . ."