Everyday Problem Solver Gifts

"New super select-a-size! 1/2 sheet, 1/4 sheet, 1/8 sheet (make-up remover), 1/16 sheet (spider killer), 1/32 sheet (booger getter), 1/64 sheets (zit squeezers)."

'I can't find my glasses!' 'I can't find my mobile phone!'

"Looks like we found the issue."

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

'Einstein, the children are getting too complex for me.'

' A good idea '

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."

'What's wrong now?'

"What do you want to talk about first...the kleptomania or the hoarding?"

"I know. Let's wait here until we evolve to an upright position. Then we could reach it."

It would be a painful forty five minutes before Arthur finally admitted he left his presentation at home.

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

A Major Refresher Course is in Order.

A man sees a leak in his ceiling and drills a hole in the floor under leak to by pass his apartment.

"I feel like that I've been given a unique oppurtunity to speak out on issues."

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

'You're a genius, Hoppy!'

"Wait—what did I come into this room to do?"

Innovative

Archimedes helps Sisyphus

"Is all this confusion and complexity necessary?"

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

"Hey, I'm just playing devil's avocado!"

Brian's canine Tread-o-Sod saved him the trouble of cleaning up after Mitzi.

'And this is Allan...he's the brain in the family!'

Tossing computer into canyon.

Directions: Call a smart friend.

'I'm designing a robot that'll do my drafting homework for me,'

Thinking outside of the box

"Have you ever thought of just knocking this 'half-empty glass' OFF the counter?"

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'