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"The checkout clerk will now testily remind you to press 'ok'."

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

Billy. The Kid.

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

Early photobombing

"Look! No hands!"

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

Caption contest. After last year's 3,000 entries, we're doing it again! Visit Speedbump.com for info and send your entries to speedbumpcomic@comcast.net.

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

'Whoooa,MAN,check out this STORM! It's PELTING down!'

'You never compliment me when it's tidy so I figured you wouldn't notice when it's a tip!'

Atomic Bear: Part 22

'Being a superhero doesn't mean that everything about me is super you know!'

"I sometimes think you're the only one who listens to me."

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

'You've got to cure my sleepwalking, Doc - I keep falling into the moat!'

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

Tarzan of the Grapes.

Suffering from Cooties?

Brian's canine Tread-o-Sod saved him the trouble of cleaning up after Mitzi.

Atomic Bear: Part 21

Mother Nature's Wild Ride 2007.

Alien embryo growing in earth.

"No flight of the Bumblebee"

Super Heroes.

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

Mayhem, Inc. Part 23