Events Plotting Mugs

My dad's doing flowers for a huge sweet 16 party. Everyone's invited except me! Who cares? It's probably some loser who couldn't get anyone to come over without going over the top. Thanks, Em! You know what's important. Plus! We'll figure out whose party it is and crash it! You're my spiritual guide.

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

'Now I kinda wish we had planned a bigger wedding.'

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

'I went into that meeting with a hidden agenda and then forgot where I put it.'

"I am so attracted to you right now."

"Perhaps this slide whistle can better illustrate what this graph is telling us."

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

Green Balloon

"Hey...look...I'm prepared to admit that I might have been wrong, but...I think it's time to draw a line under it... and y'know...move on..."

All dressed up and no place to go

"Now this chart should clear up any confusion you have with the report."

'From an aesthetic perspective, it has heart, beauty and intrigue, but is it a viable process design?'

'In hindsight, we should have spent more on marketing than entertainment.'

'Can't he ever use a different kind of chart?'

"Great news, I've booked you two stag nights, a hen party and fourteen solemn thanksgiving services for members of the theatrical profession"

'They're being damn noisy in the hospitality box next door,'

Human Rights and the USA

'We're the first film ever in HD 3-D DOUBLE D!'

We Have A Lot To Cover.....

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

'Is this a party, a cheese and wine do, a cocktail party, a soiree or just another of your old cronies get-togethers?'

Real data visualization specialists are 100% committed to their profession.

"Phil's an expert networker. One drink and he's on schmooze-control."

"Carrots just didn't get me going anymore, so I switched to chocolate instead..."

'If your name's not on the Liszt, you're not coming in.'

Cupcake jumps out of cake.

I know it seems a bit misplaced, but it does pay all the wedding expenses !'

Inhospitality tent.

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

'I need it in a size two for now and a size five for when I put on my rebound weight.'

Suzies days as a flower girl were numbered.

Hottest Tix in TownSpecial Mets promotion dates

"Maybe the pie chart should have been refrigerated."