Decorate their office or event space with a vibrant print celebrating the art of event orchestration—perfect for inspiring and honoring your favorite event maestro.
I'd like a DJ, a videographer and 18 dozen red roses. Huh? The Websters can't be at the same table with the Steins. Oh no. I can't believe it. This isn't happening. Stand back, people. The tablecloths don't match the napkins. Type-A person planning a wedding!!! You father cannot make a toast.
"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."
"You're losing the audience. Switch to the Powerpoint presentation."
Face painting.
"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."
"You may now kiss the bride..."
"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."
"As this is a civil ceremony, I'd rather you took the vows without swearing."
Buisnessman Of The Hour - I'd like to introduce our guest but he is 45 minutes late
Face painting by numbers.
'Man, times have changed.'
Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.
"Please hold applause until end of dragon."
'Why don't you leave the planning of our wedding to me?'
'Incredibly Inexpensive Sound Engineers. Pretty Good Sound Engineers, 12 the price, 23 the quality. You'll hardly notice the occasional feedback.'
'Hey, hey, hey!'
"Dare I ask for mustard?"
Occupational Hazards.
“Look! We’re on the naked cam!”
"Tia Carmen, if you had a bucket list, what would you put in it?"
Men can show their emotions!
Who are the most important people at the World Cup?
Extra Long-jump
"The sound system is fixed so we can start. Would you kindly put the beach ball away!"
Wisely, many wedding planners are hiring refs to monitor the bouquet toss.
Please Do Not Throw Cups of Beer At The Players... It's A Waste of Beer.'
"Oh, just great, Dick. How are things going with you?"
The Aisle
'Here comes our order.'
... And by the end of the first quarter of the game, the famous 'Man Cave' was completely deserted.
"Don Wood? I don't know any Don Wood!"
'...Just because you hired me doesn't mean I have to entertain.'
Campground Conductor
"Look! It's the Montgomerys from the breast-cancer walk."
"Afterward, there will be a short Q. and A. that will be just long enough for one person to take up too much of it."
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