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'He's gone into Olympic update overload!'

"I'm a speaker and I'm lost. Which one of these rooms has the conference/seminar/convention/wedding that I don't remember the name of?"

"What out... this guy's always gatecrashing events for free booze."

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

'Now I kinda wish we had planned a bigger wedding.'

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

Gracie's baby toys.

"I am so attracted to you right now."

Green Balloon

All dressed up and no place to go

"Hey...look...I'm prepared to admit that I might have been wrong, but...I think it's time to draw a line under it... and y'know...move on..."

'In hindsight, we should have spent more on marketing than entertainment.'

'Son, voting isn't a rational procedure by which one strategically selects an electable candidate who will best serve your interests. Voting is an emotional response to your gut level fears!'

Freaks of nature exhibit.

'They're being damn noisy in the hospitality box next door,'

"Great news, I've booked you two stag nights, a hen party and fourteen solemn thanksgiving services for members of the theatrical profession"

'Is this a party, a cheese and wine do, a cocktail party, a soiree or just another of your old cronies get-togethers?'

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

'We're the first film ever in HD 3-D DOUBLE D!'

Human Rights and the USA

"Phil's an expert networker. One drink and he's on schmooze-control."

Cupcake jumps out of cake.

'If your name's not on the Liszt, you're not coming in.'

The Russians Are Coming...Maybe

We Used to Build Things

I know it seems a bit misplaced, but it does pay all the wedding expenses !'

Inhospitality tent.

Wisely, many wedding planners are hiring refs to monitor the bouquet toss.

"Didn't anyone tell you it was a masked ball?

"Didn't I say you'd be the only man not wearing a bow tie?"

At home - 'small and early' - refreshments.

'I need it in a size two for now and a size five for when I put on my rebound weight.'