Evenings At Home Gifts

"I love these quiet evenings at home battling alcoholism."

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

He is familiar with the silent swoop of the evening bat.

"It's a new countertop draft system for craft beer!"

Pyjama party

"Isn't the universe wonderful?" "I thought there was supposed to be fireworks."

Comb Sweet Comb

"Do we go out or do we stay home and open a can of worms?"

Bedtime story.

9-5, 5-9

'I'd like to tell you all about it, dear, but what happens in Joe's Bar STAYS in Joe's Bar.'

Night Life: L.A.

O Christmas Tea

PJ Parties

"So, you're staying in then?"

'Millions of billions of trillions of light years away? I could visualise it if you said it in MILES!'

"There, now you're in your pyjamas too."

"Why, it's Daphne—home from Foxcroft."

'I missed the ending - why didn't you wake us up?'

"Haven't we seen this one before?"

"A moonlit night is a soul's delight!"

"Cut that out, Barry, your hands are freezing."

Early morning...later that night.

'And thank you for a lovely evening!'

"Just another silly programme this Christmas."

Tonight's special - the violin player is home with the flu.

Summer - the temperature is higher and the days are longer.

"What kind of fear am I dressing for tonight -- trembling, quaking, or just some casual gibbering?"

"One for you, one for me, and one for the gnats that will be joining us shortly."

Free Range Cow

The 'relaxing at home ' outfit.

'It's a shocker - he was caught having a quiet night in with a mug of Horlicks.'

"Normally I'd agree that sitting in front of a roaring fire one a cold winter night was wonderful...but you don't have a fireplace, Norman."

"I was going to retire, but the thought of spending more time with my family changed my mind."

The good news about coming winter weather...