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He is familiar with the silent swoop of the evening bat.

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

"Not tonight. The furniture is sentient again."

"Do we go out or do we stay home and open a can of worms?"

'You know what would be really romantic? If, just for once, you sat at the tap end.'

'I'd like to tell you all about it, dear, but what happens in Joe's Bar STAYS in Joe's Bar.'

After 9pm Harry Lomax slips quietly into cruise control.

"Come off it, you're not working from dawn till dusk: You're working at dawn and at dusk..."

'I'll need to see some ID.'

"I much prefer the evening milking to the morning one: The farmer is not a "morning person", now is he?"

"So, you're staying in then?"

"You could always make me laugh but you didn't."

"There, now you're in your pyjamas too."

"I love these quiet evenings at home battling alcoholism."

'I've only got two numbers to go on the bingo!'

'Look - forget I asked if you were free any evenings...'

Reading the future in beard stubble.

"I have dusk free."

'And thank you for a lovely evening!'

Early morning...later that night.

"Did you know Halloween was your mom's favorite holiday? She would dress you guys as pinatas, and then all the kids would chase you back home. She liked getting to bed early."

"Ain't no drab plumage at closing time."

"You've been listening to the mellow sound of Station EZZZ."

Summer - the temperature is higher and the days are longer.

"The black flies go away when the mosquitoes show up."

"What kind of fear am I dressing for tonight -- trembling, quaking, or just some casual gibbering?"

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'It's a shocker - he was caught having a quiet night in with a mug of Horlicks.'

The last run of the day.

"What shall we stare at tonight?"

"Didn't you give watching the news before bedtime?"

"Evening in classes"

"Too late. I already put the TV to bed."

'No, the job doesn't pay a lot but,as long as I have enough to spend my evenings in the pub, I'm happy.'