Eurozone Watcher T-Shirts

'We want to be moved.....he's probably contagious!'

Gordon Brown blowing hot air into the Five Economic Tests.

Merkozy

Austerity Egg Hunt.

Euro through the floor

"Wow! Even from space the Italian mountain of debt is visible!"

Flags

E.U. Banking Union.

'I suppose we've got to keep a sense of perspective. The Greeks waste our money, the French merely spend it.'

Man pushing Euro sign up a hill.

Euro crisis: The euro walking over a cliff

Greek Crisis

"This just in... All new Euro notes are to be printed on Greece-proof paper."

'This is our Greek debt, this is our Spanish debt, and this is our Portuguese debt...'

Spanish bank needs propping up.

Yanis Varoufakis and Wolfgang Schauble

Euro Bomb

Saving Spain

'Discipline for the PIIGS.'

Brexit 2016

Bank of Cyprus-sia

Greek Default: Objects are closer than they appear.

'Line up for your economic recovery treatment!'

Brexit Tortoise

The euro currency is a bomb.

Greece - The Black Hole

'Greece is up for auction on eBay - and there's no bidders.'

Euro Discobolus

Core Business.

"Tell the Greeks austerity is necessary to finance our campaign to explain why austerity is necessary."

More Money for Greece.

"Honey, come quick! I think I just bought Greece on Ebay!"

Greece Bowing Before Angela Merkel

Contagious.

Meanwhile, at the E.C.B. ...