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Good Old Brexit

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

E.U. Banking Union.

'I suppose we've got to keep a sense of perspective. The Greeks waste our money, the French merely spend it.'

"I've always wondered, do light years have half the calories of regular years?"

Bank P45's - 'Cashier number 5 please.'

"This just in... All new Euro notes are to be printed on Greece-proof paper."

The Oxford Comma Coin

Spanish bank needs propping up.

Davos.

'I use these ice cubes to make minor home repairs.'

Yanis Varoufakis and Wolfgang Schauble

Euro Bomb

Labour moderates rallying cry.

2nd bailout for Greece by EU.

'Discipline for the PIIGS.'

Conservatives' Golden Economic Legacy

Greek Default: Objects are closer than they appear.

Bank of Cyprus-sia

'You realize, of course, Death is the ultimate tax shelter?'

More Money for Greece.

Greece - The Black Hole

'Line up for your economic recovery treatment!'

" ... and markets closed lower today on news that markets would close lower today."

Euro Discobolus

Foxconn: Outsourcer Outsources Outsourced...What?

"Apparently there's been a slowdown in China."

'Great speech on the future of the economy. You said nothing with great conviction.'

'Greece is up for auction on eBay - and there's no bidders.'

Maybe it's time to stop giving our bones to a broker and start burying them in the backyard again.

The euro currency is a bomb.

'What! Nobody thought to bring a paddle?'

Euro Crisis

'I need a loan that would make me too big to fail.'

Cards Galore.