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EU money addiction

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

Schengen

They're Not Just That Into It

Mario Draghi

"Good" "Bad" "Work on it" "Keep working - maybe it's not as bad as you think it is" "Put it to a committee" "Give up" "Make it worse" "Make it better" "Still a bad idea" "Overthink it" "Throw yourself into a pit of wild badgers" "Throw it away" "Call it done" "Sigh."

Political convention

E.U. Banking Union.

We need a Europe of U-turns.

'I'm designing a robot that'll do my drafting homework for me,'

'I suppose we've got to keep a sense of perspective. The Greeks waste our money, the French merely spend it.'

Man pushing Euro sign up a hill.

'Oh, no! It's all in euros!'

The burden of carrying the Euro.

"Has anyone else noticed that the efficiency experts seem a little robotic?"

Rock and a Hard Place

Netanyahu versus Gantz

"Wait -- I have an app that creates a napkin to write the contract terms on."

Spanish bank needs propping up.

"This just in... All new Euro notes are to be printed on Greece-proof paper."

'The next big thing is ultra nano.'

'I hunt and I gather. I invented multitasking.'

'Euro's down against the pound, dollars up against yen, pound is... what the hell don't expect cheap meals in France!'

"So, gentlemen.... By investing in this time vortex manipulator, we will be able to cross the bridges before we come to them."

Euro Bomb

Last Brexit meeting - Ursula and Boris

The end of election 2016

EU

'Sorry, you're overqualified for this job.'

"Actually, I worked my way up from ideas and you can too!"

Yet another creepy clown sighting...

"This is genius, Ted. We can't use it. Nobody will believe I thought of it."

Trump goes down tweeting & firing more staff

Yanis Varoufakis and Wolfgang Schauble

Euro Bait