Eurozone Commentators Mugs

Varoufakis on German TV

E.U. Banking Union.

Loan Alley

We need a Europe of U-turns.

'I suppose we've got to keep a sense of perspective. The Greeks waste our money, the French merely spend it.'

"This just in... All new Euro notes are to be printed on Greece-proof paper."

The Oxford Comma Coin

Spanish bank needs propping up.

That might not work, EU...

Euro Bomb

Yanis Varoufakis and Wolfgang Schauble

'Discipline for the PIIGS.'

Bank of Cyprus-sia

Greek Default: Objects are closer than they appear.

'Line up for your economic recovery treatment!'

Greece - The Black Hole

More Money for Greece.

Euro Discobolus

"Wow! Even from space the Italian mountain of debt is visible!"

The euro currency is a bomb.

"Leak to the press: Brussels bail-outs are French currency manipulation, costing British bureaucrats' jobs!"

Greece Bowing Before Angela Merkel

'Greece is up for auction on eBay - and there's no bidders.'

Euro Crisis

Meanwhile, at the E.C.B. ...

Austerity Egg Hunt.

'We want to be moved.....he's probably contagious!'

Brexit Cliff Edge

"Bloody EU! I voted 'leave' and now they really want to let us go?!! Bloody EU!"

'Scarlett, did you really ask me if I love you? That is as if you'd ask me if water is wet... or if Angela Merkel is an opportunist!'

Greek Crisis

Merkel and Johnson

Vladimir Putin and Marine Le Pen

Europe recovers.

'Just what I didn't want... chocolate euros!'