Eurozone Advocate Pillows

Jeroen Dijsselbloem

Merkel

E.U. Banking Union.

'I suppose we've got to keep a sense of perspective. The Greeks waste our money, the French merely spend it.'

Euro crisis: The euro walking over a cliff

Spanish bank needs propping up.

"This just in... All new Euro notes are to be printed on Greece-proof paper."

'This is our Greek debt, this is our Spanish debt, and this is our Portuguese debt...'

Greek Crisis

'Oh, wait. There's a note. It says; Fill her up with euros.'

Saving Spain

Euro Bomb

2nd bailout for Greece by EU.

'Sure I care about the ozone and the environment. But what can I do? I'm just a bump on a log?'

Yanis Varoufakis and Wolfgang Schauble

'Discipline for the PIIGS.'

Greek Default: Objects are closer than they appear.

Bank of Cyprus-sia

Euro Discobolus

Core Business.

"Honey, come quick! I think I just bought Greece on Ebay!"

More Money for Greece.

Greece - The Black Hole

"Wow! Even from space the Italian mountain of debt is visible!"

'Greece is up for auction on eBay - and there's no bidders.'

The euro currency is a bomb.

Eurozone leaders reach consensus. . .

'Line up for your economic recovery treatment!'

Greece Bowing Before Angela Merkel

"Tell the Greeks austerity is necessary to finance our campaign to explain why austerity is necessary."

Contagious.

Meanwhile, at the E.C.B. ...

Euro Crisis

Three businessmen looking up at the euro wobbling on a tree waiting for it to fall

Austerity Egg Hunt.