Eurozone Advocate Pillows

Jeroen Dijsselbloem

Merkel

E.U. Banking Union.

'I suppose we've got to keep a sense of perspective. The Greeks waste our money, the French merely spend it.'

Euro crisis: The euro walking over a cliff

"This just in... All new Euro notes are to be printed on Greece-proof paper."

Greek Crisis

'This is our Greek debt, this is our Spanish debt, and this is our Portuguese debt...'

Spanish bank needs propping up.

'Oh, wait. There's a note. It says; Fill her up with euros.'

Euro Bomb

'Sure I care about the ozone and the environment. But what can I do? I'm just a bump on a log?'

2nd bailout for Greece by EU.

Saving Spain

Yanis Varoufakis and Wolfgang Schauble

'Discipline for the PIIGS.'

Bank of Cyprus-sia

Greek Default: Objects are closer than they appear.

Greece Bowing Before Angela Merkel

'Line up for your economic recovery treatment!'

More Money for Greece.

Core Business.

Greece - The Black Hole

Euro Discobolus

Eurozone leaders reach consensus. . .

The euro currency is a bomb.

'Greece is up for auction on eBay - and there's no bidders.'

"Tell the Greeks austerity is necessary to finance our campaign to explain why austerity is necessary."

Contagious.

Meanwhile, at the E.C.B. ...

Austerity Egg Hunt.

Euro Crisis

Three businessmen looking up at the euro wobbling on a tree waiting for it to fall

'We want to be moved.....he's probably contagious!'

'It's the new directive from Brussels. We're to steal from everybody and give directly to the banks.'