Eurosceptic Prints

"Delightful knowing you E.U. chaps...but we'll be going back to the Dark Ages now."

Joining the Euro

"In space they have black holes... we have bank holes."

Tsipras and Juncker

Theresa May Elections

Captain Johnson on the Ship of Fools

Fear/Knowledge

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

"Would you say that the sales projections in your 3 year plan are realistic?"

"It's such a lovely day!"

"I don't think those are authentic, either, bud."

Another Bigfoot sighting...

"Do you think the flat earth society has members round the globe?"

'What did I tell you? There's always a catch to those bargain internet travel fares...'

Channelling on the Cheap

Follow Science or Your Weird Sky God

'Do you believe in reincarnation?' - 'I don't now, but I did when I was Napoleon.'

Rumors, lies and innuendo.

'See, dear, you can't believe everything you read. It says so right here on the internet!'

'Oh my!...Corn circles, Roswell, aliens, pyramids - there's a connection!...'

The new Physics

'If I've learned anything, it's believe half of what's in the newspapers, and even less of what's in your e-mail.'

"And he had it peer-reviewed by his fellow pseudoscientists."

Conspiracy Theory Bookstore: JFK, Princess Di, and Osama Bin Laden.

"About the vaccine, I read online that it was so Bill Gates could inject us with CHIPS!"

The Euro - R.I.P.

'I might give you the benefit of the doubt. But I doubt it.'

'Remember, son, don't believe any thing you hear and only half of what you see.'

"You say we atheists are going to Hell? Look at all the f**ks we give... Go ahead... Look at them all."

"How do I know God is not real? For the same reason I know people on TV can't see me."

"According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything."

"Call me crazy, but this guy is really starting to worry me..."

Flat-earthers and round-earthers reach a compromise.

''Tree of Knowledge,' eh? - Has it been fact-checked?'

"I'm back from Russia. Putin offered me a Dacha to say he's an honest man."