European Union Observer Mugs

Europe: 'Vote for me! I will change the Course.'

Theresa May

'Whadya think Don Luigi you gonna make me an offer for Greece?'

Berlusconi-clown

The Year of the Strategist

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

Flags

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

'His best qualities are circumventing questions and evading answers.'

'Taxes are going up, but that's no excuse to earn less, Mr. Syms.'

'The government's right. Not counting, food, clothing, energy, shelter, health care, or transportation, inflation is hardly going up.'

'I suppose we've got to keep a sense of perspective. The Greeks waste our money, the French merely spend it.'

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

I was thinking about the implications of your brave effort last week to unionize. I didn't really. I was role-playing. Whatever. Do you realize the demise of unions has coincided with a massive decline in the middle class? What? I'm helping chickens cross a road on my iPhone. I'm taking about the income gap! Talkin' 'Bout the Income Gap is sponsored by: The makers of signs, placards, and other protest equipment.

Man pushing Euro sign up a hill.

"The end of my favorite series is near."

It's not a bad planet -- Their talk shows make it seem a lot worse than it is.

'Stocks dropped on the news that governments can fool some people come of the time,but not all the people all of the time.'

Greek Crisis

"Victims of out-sorcery."

"Business is so bad even my hotcakes aren't selling like hotcakes."

'All right, gentlemen, this is the current picture of our growth industry!'

'Grandpa, what was manufacturing?'

' Oh no! I'm being repossessed! '

Domestic Spying Drones

'In the economy, money is the lure.'

"He downgraded Apple."

Midterm election s results

'Why don't you start a small business with a loan from a bank?'

Euro against the Dollar.

'Why should I vote for a two-bit lame-brained nobody, when i could vote for a two-bit lamb-brained somebody with 'name recognition'?'

Exchange Rate.

'Would you please wipe away this difference?'

'Get out there and keep your job!'

Tata: Goodbuy or Goodbye?