European Union Day Prints

Lisbon Treaty.

Schengen

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

Albania and North Macedonia: entrance denied

Solicitor speaks legal jargon and has a translator who tells client: 'You haven't a hope!'

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

'This is my partner. He'll be taking care of the small print.'

We need a new eco project. Ok. Let's get locally grown food into the school cafeteria. What's our strategy? We can start with the potatoes. I'll make the poster. We want home fries.

The Audacity of Fake Environmental Hope

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

Nature versus commerce.

The Endless Battle of the Organic Gardener

A man peddles U.S. flags on the sidewalk, next to a man peddling copies of the U.S. constitution

Polluted geese

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

Eco-Anxiety For All Seasons

The International and May Day Terrorism

"We'll always have Paris..."

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

"Wait—did you procure that worm humanely?"

It beached on a pile of plastic bottles, so they were able to just roll it back out.

"This has nothing to do with you ... this is between us and the tree."

"I love you too, big guy."

The interested bystanders.

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

This will be an environmentally sound house built entirely from trees that fell over naturally from old age.

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

'Have you been 'helping the environment by supporting local produce' again?'