European Market Mugs

Uncovering the Euro

"Forget five-year plans. Let's just figure out how to make it to lunch."

Phrenology bust with sections for different currencies.

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

Foreign Markets with Big Barriers

"It creates the illusion of risk but you know you're perfectly safe."

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

"DeepSeek" "Stargate"

"Gentlemen, we're missing a great opportunity by not hitching this company to the current tailspin."

At first I thought it was just coincidence, but then I realized it corresponded directly to your shift.

'We should buy London and ship it to the States!'

Will work for ETFs

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

'It's our own consumer confidence test. Throw some nickels out and if they're picked up in 5 minutes confidence is really low!'

Tariff Wars

European currency on the edge.

Wall Street Couch

We need a Europe of U-turns.

"Well, either you're hopelessly optimistic or hopelessly short-sighted."

World Economic Crisis.

Stock market Bull & Bear financial whirlwind.

Why markets crash.

"He's quick with the birds and bees stuff, but then comes the bulls and the bears..."

'Perfect. Do you deliver?'

Manufacturing will take place in China...So what role does Europe have?...you borrow money to be the customer

Hedge fund sharks attacking 'The Markets' ship.

We need to put more money into Lithuanian sardine futures...I think that warrants bonuses all around!

Fiscal Compass for the Global Investor.

Dow Jones drop

"It's simple supply and demand. The shorter the supply, the more money we demand."

Jumping Wall Street.

'We must grasp this new opportunity'

Bank cashier sits near sign: 'Please do not ask for credit, as refusal often offends'.

First Church of Non-Denominational Money Worship.