European Football Mugs

European Super League

'Pep Guardiola'

Theory of Impossibility: German2/Sweden1

Uli Hoene? celebrates despite tax evasion investigation.

European Super League

European Super League Matches

"You think you can? Think again, mister. You know you can. Got that?"

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

I like the Jets...I guess

Football Fans

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

Bowled over again!

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

Church for sports worshipers.

"England losing from a penalty shootout again!"

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

Missing Persons...'I'm not sure when she disappeared - sometime during the football season.'

'These goalscoring celebrations are getting out of hand.'

If nobody had invented graphics

Punt Cake

The trauma of losing.

'Dewey! Grandpa's stuck again. Give him a couple of whacks upside the head.'

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

'Another football scholarship offer?'

'Frank built it himself. The last football will fall through the hourglass 10 seconds before the Super Bowl starts.'

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

Football Chameleon

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

'OK, everybody, calm down,,,'

The Brothers Grime