Europe Day Pillows

Europe Day

Albania and North Macedonia: entrance denied

Schengen

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

We need a new eco project. Ok. Let's get locally grown food into the school cafeteria. What's our strategy? We can start with the potatoes. I'll make the poster. We want home fries.

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

The Audacity of Fake Environmental Hope

Nature versus commerce.

The Endless Battle of the Organic Gardener

Polluted geese

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

A man peddles U.S. flags on the sidewalk, next to a man peddling copies of the U.S. constitution

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

Eco-Anxiety For All Seasons

"Wait—did you procure that worm humanely?"

It beached on a pile of plastic bottles, so they were able to just roll it back out.

The interested bystanders.

"We'll always have Paris..."

"I love you too, big guy."

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

"This has nothing to do with you ... this is between us and the tree."

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

This will be an environmentally sound house built entirely from trees that fell over naturally from old age.

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

'Have you been 'helping the environment by supporting local produce' again?'

Organic Produce: No Pesticides, Herbicides or Bad Vibes.

No, no, this is Terry's ark, Noah's is three arks down.

The Euro-Trash Trashcan