Eurocracy Enthusiast Gifts

"Cutting off the nose to spite the face."

Schengen

Mario Draghi

E.U. Banking Union.

We need a Europe of U-turns.

'I suppose we've got to keep a sense of perspective. The Greeks waste our money, the French merely spend it.'

Man pushing Euro sign up a hill.

'Oh, no! It's all in euros!'

The burden of carrying the Euro.

Spanish bank needs propping up.

"This just in... All new Euro notes are to be printed on Greece-proof paper."

'Euro's down against the pound, dollars up against yen, pound is... what the hell don't expect cheap meals in France!'

EU

Euro Bomb

Yanis Varoufakis and Wolfgang Schauble

Last Brexit meeting - Ursula and Boris

Euro Bait

Europa takes a selfie

The Eurozone Explained

Fat happy businessman with a euro coin printed on his chest

Greek Default: Objects are closer than they appear.

Bank of Cyprus-sia

Emmanuel Macron and Angela Merkel.

Euro Discobolus

Greece - The Black Hole

More Money for Greece.

'Greece is up for auction on eBay - and there's no bidders.'

Boris Johnson runs away from Brexit, England is out of the Euros and the Queen is not amused.

Catalonian Independence, Spain and the EU

EU Polling Station

"I can't go on reading this. . . I'm scared to death!"

Tsipras and Merkel

'Line up for your economic recovery treatment!'

The euro debt crisis shown as a sign for disabled access

EU - Constitution