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Eurocracy Critic Prints
Celebrate their sharp wit with our art prints that poke fun at bureaucratic madness—great for decorating a study, office, or living space with humor and style.
We need a Europe of U-turns.
"The little engine that could... after taking advantage of family connections, a trust fund, working two years for free as an intern, and finally getting hired as an independent contractor."
"They found a use for that old paper shredder."
Russia Money Laundering
Why markets crash.
"How long were you in the waiting room?"
We're transferring you to company headquarters so you can kiss company hindquarters.
Republican politics!
DOGE* to English Instant Translator Device
'Cutting back to a single securities regulator is a good idea. After that, one more reduction and our troubles are over.'
'I'm not authorized to talk about that...I'll have to patch you through to our department of unspeakable evil.'
"Fill out all these highly intrusive forms...we can't wait!"
Capitalism gone nuts!
If things were going just a little bit better we could have filed for bankruptcy.
'Are you ready to take a ride on your Presidential yacht? ... We're just loading her up.'
The Pope Code
The euro as a monster
Nigel Farage Eats the EU
Wall Street In Jail
Capitalism
Too big to fail
Dollars Press Conference
'Employee benefits? Sure, here you are!'
Why the Egyptians stopped building the pyramids.
"It's good to get hammered by something other than the economy."
'The trouble with you doctors is that you don't really understand what the NHS is for.'
'So, you're a little Hitler? You're hired.'
"Hello, department of pointless endeavors and redundant futility."
'Bad news for those of you who believe goods and services should be exchanged for money.'
'What do you mean the FDA is going to start regulating the use of eyes of Newts?'
'We're sorry. Yesterday's report on the tax system being replaced by voluntary contributions was traced to a practical joker.'
It's Not How Long It Takes, It's How Big It Is
'Instead of the dollar or the Yuan, I'd like my allowance pegged to the value of the comic book,'
'Brother, can you spare a trillion?'
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