Euro Policy Wonk T-Shirts

"And how, Prime Minister, do you answer the email from Neil and Glenynis who wonder if their Euro pensions will be affected."

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

Mario Draghi

"National security adviser"

E.U. Banking Union.

'Answer these constituents letters. Tell them to go to hell in a nice way.'

'We're asking what america can do without to reduce the deficit...no, ma'ma! the Gop and Dems are not options!'

Obama Healthcare.

TPP - Investor State Dispute Settlement

"The date protection policy is all about access to information, and we all know information is POWER!"

'The only cuts we can all agree with are their cutting remarks!'

European Union: Entering a prohibitive tax zone.

'What's the difference? Some people call it privatizing government. Others call it super pacs buying congressmen.'

Republicans and Democrats debate while the US economy drowns.

"We have been elected to the UN Commission on Women's Rights!"

'What I have to do first?!'

Rock and a Hard Place

'Not a word to Alfred, but the spare bedroom is worth losing the fourteen pounds!'

European Union Health and Safety Direcorate rules

An Everyday Explanation of the Federal Budget.

Thin Tank and Emote Tank.

The problem is, too many people aren't the least bit particular about their arrows.

'The Human Right Act bans ANY cruel or unusual treatment...we may need to rewrite our ENTIRE customer care policy!'

'Confusing, dangerous times call for confusing, dangerous leadership!'

"A little required reading before your G7 summit."

Government and Opposition

Scars and Bars