Euro Crusader Pillows

Euro crisis: who's next?

"Would it kill you to give me a hug?"

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

First Church of Non-Denominational Money Worship.

"It started as a crusade. Now it's just a commute."

Fish want out of polluted river.

'Thar she blows!'

"Plastic straws. No fish were spared in the making of this product."

"Great, microplastic - there goes the neighborhood."

Euro parachute is not keeping Europe aloft.

'To think we used to complain about a little flotsam and jetsam.'

"So do you still think 'rising sea levels' is a bunch of baloney?"

Energy performance certificate nailed to wall exhausts employer.

"You don't have anything planned for the next 196 years, do you?"

Super-Mario Draghi

Toastquest!

Plastic soup keeps on growing in the oceans.

'Just how much carbon are we supposed to offset?'

'I wonder if everyone else is making as much effort as us to reduce global warming.'

Message in a Plastic Bottle

Net Zero Superstitions

Salmon with a gas mask.

'Now do you believe in Global Warming?'

"The dollar is falling!"

"Hurray! We've solved global warming!"

Hourglass earth - time running out

'Happy birthday, dear -- it's a carbon offset!'

Sinking Oil Tanker

Climate Change Denier's Playbook

Life in The Halfassic Age

"I'm bored: Let's go and swoop over cyclists' heads and scare the heck out of them..."

'We lost funding.'

Cocaine discovered in UK shrimp. . .