Eureka Moment Enthusiast Pillows

Writers Block

"Mind blown."

Apples for sale

"Oh, ah, sorry!"

'When you asked me over for a home-cooked meal, I assumed you'd be making it.'

Always an awkward moment when you meet a Dung Beetle...

Long before Newton, Yampoo discovers gravity, unfortunately the Liazo Tribe doesn't have a written alphabet.

"Humiliation is a very important part of the the process, Mr. Keifer."

"She's done it! The formula for work-life balance!"

"No worries. I'm well-prepped and ready for anything they might throw at me."

Scientist exclaims; 'At last! I have created artifical life!' But the rest of his team are busy watching Big Brother.

"On a scale of 1-10, how painfully awkward is this?"

"OMG!"

"Looks like something exciting is happening in R&D."

'Isaac Newton, doing...research.'

"You have to get up early tomorrow, too? We have so much in common!"

"I think that one is a little too honest."

Still Lives: 'I just need to think of one bright idea and I'll be made for life!'

"... And since then, I've been quietly stalking you."

The Solution!

Hey dad, is that the boss guy that you said can talk out of his butt?

"Of course mating is natural. It's just not the kind of thing you want to see your parents doing."

"Well, right now I'm feeling a little uncomfortable."

Jack's first meeting with Melanie's parents, suddenly turned awkward.

"The computers are down. You'll just have to suffer and go outside and play."

Scientific Tea.

'Some things are better left unsaid but I never know what they are until after I've said them.'

"I'm just sitting here waiting for an idea who's time has come...but apparently it's running late."

"Mum, Dad, where was I downloaded from?"

'Don't get up until nine.' - 'What time is it now?'

Awkward Moments

Research scientist has the word 'Eureka' framed.

"Nice going, idiot! You just blew the first impression."

"I'm guessing it's too soon in the relationship for me to totally creep you out."

"I've never said this to anyone before, David, but you've got some pigeon droppings or something in your hair."