
Dragging industry into the Euro
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Dragging industry into the Euro
The Jeopardy of Progress
Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.
Schengen
Sen. Krupt. I don't tell constituents that we're fueling inflation. I say we're protecting consumers and thanks to us they won't have to worry about buying any cheap stuff.
"Welcome to the future"
"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."
Hate Platforms
"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."
"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."
Mario Draghi
Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future
"We finally reached net zero emissions."
'Let's just wait here until the federal stimulus returns.'
E.U. Banking Union.
Ruth Bader Ginsburg - Forever Supreme
G7 Tax Multinational Companies
'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'
'And this one's framed in beautiful Brazilian hardwood.'
US v.s. Tech Giants
"Basically, your new job here at the Treasury Department implementing the bailout is simple, Grayson, just grab and armful of money and run..."
Gun laws US
'What's wrong with those Europeans? We have more murders in this city than England, France Germany and Spain combined.'
'He's downgrading the credit agencies.'
It's a new government directive requiring us to be 58% more cheerful within 18 months.
World Economic Crisis.
America's Funniest Interest Rate Hikes
Moses holds up new federal regulation guidelines.
"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."
'The government's right. Not counting, food, clothing, energy, shelter, health care, or transportation, inflation is hardly going up.'
"That's not a knife crime initiative. That's a knife crime initiative!"
Think Tank
Flat tax - equal burden?
Economy
Earth stove
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