Eu Explorer Gifts

NATO in Europe

Fleeced

Brexit

"Another week another dollar, Jenkins"

"The good news is you’re the only one we’re not firing ... the bad news is you’re the only one to run the department."

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

Phrenology bust with sections for different currencies.

"Welcome to the bank - you'll start at the bottom."

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

Great Chinese Dynasties

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

A Q&A with President Obama over jobs

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

"Jill Hamster's entrepreneurial disaster"

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

The economy.

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

'Today the stock market was moribund, as growth equities sputtered and bonds dipped due to the inverted yield curve. I'd translate that into layman's terms...but they don't pay me enough.'

"I was young and cocky because I wasn't aware of my shortcomings. Now I'm old and cocky because I can't remember what they are."

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

"Can you believe you left your job and family to search for this key, and it was under here the whole time?"

"Basically, your new job here at the Treasury Department implementing the bailout is simple, Grayson, just grab and armful of money and run..."

'This is embarrassing. By MY calculations, the universe should have collapsed in on itself last Wednesday.'

'You have to reconcile your gross habits with your net income.'

When Dinosaurs ruled the Earth.

'For an explanation of the financial terms of this loan, please enroll in a continuing-education economics class at your local community college.'

"We mustn't interfere, Larry. Just let nature take its course."

Danger Slow Sand.

"Fantastic! Do you realize what we've just stumbled upon? It's the fabled Lost Glove Compartment of the Ancient Astronauts!"

Russia Money Laundering

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

'well of course I'm giving your portfolio the attention it deserves, I'm even wearing a black armband!'