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The European Non-Union.

Flags

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

'Gentlemen, we need a slogan!'

We need a Europe of U-turns.

Loan Alley

XYZ Inc, putting a folksy, human face on unfettered corporate greed for over 50 years.

Unemployed recession: the irony is killing me

'Cancel his redundancy cheque then phone for an ambulance'

In and Out Sourced.

No time for sirtaki now, Greece!

"The economy's been worsening for a while, but people still don't feel it, Rudy." "...Which means we still have time to get in on the despair action." "Despair action"? "We're going to expand our menu. Add more comfort foods, more 'sale' items, debt consolidation loans..." "Nobody's dumb enough to get a debt consolidation loan from some random guy." "Ha ha hoo hoo hee-"

'I'd put it on the back burner, but the stove's been repossessed.'

'I don't know about the ecosystem, but the economy seems to be on the upswing.'

Out of control

Keep the econoimy moving

Viva Belarus!

Alms Bank

'That's where they keep all the money I don't have anymore.'

Bailout, Poverty, Environment, Peace - Money for the needy.

That might not work, EU...

Small Businesses Go Under.

The spend is high

To-Let Town Centre Map

'Gee! You must have lost some on this property!'

'Fred, with the market off over 500 points, we thought we might modify your call-in program today.'

White House Garage Sale.

Financial chart with frowny and smiley faces.

"Your Majesty, my voyage will not only forge a new route to the spices of the East but also create over three thousand new jobs."

'Stocks are down. Bonds are down. Terrorism and natural disasters are up. Ask your doctor if medical marijuana is right for you...'

'I'm being denied access to the Warren Buffett within me.'

'Actually, we were hoping you could loan some money to us.'

For the first time, Frank thinks he can see the effects of a slow economy at his own company.

"Local authorities are always whining on about the cost of 'affordable' housing..."

'This drug is so expensive...if it were recalled the stock markey might crash.'