"Bob, remove the nuts from your cheeks before you start talking: I can't understand a word you say!"
Etiquette Learning Prints
Decorate their learning space with art prints showcasing clever takes on social manners—an inspiring and entertaining way to promote etiquette knowledge.
"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course."
'Are you finished eating yet, sweetie?...Guess that answers THAT question!'
'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'
"Waiter! Two of your finest menus!"
"How is it that someone who reads all the Harry Potter books still doesn't know the magic word?"
"Oh no, after you. I insist!"
"Yes I know, and you dropped sauce on your shirt."
"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."
'Yes, as a matter of fact, you have caught me at a bad time.'
"Ladies first. Actually, it's safety first. But ladies are definitely a close second."
Illustration from an Unpublished Novel
"Instead of singing, I'm going to scream offensive things as loud as I can just to get attention..."
"Cards to remind people that you still haven’t gotten a thank you note from them"
'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'
"Hi. What kind of wine goes with fruit salad?"
'Dang! I never now if the sommelier is messing with me.'
'It's no problem, Mom. Samantha just likes to check on my table manners.'
"Well there's no way I'm going to say 'whom'!"
'Try and be pleasant dear, you don't want to alienate it.'
'Pigs feet, sir?' 'Are they pickled?'
"That table is yours once that party decides to move to the suburbs."
'He bowed lower for me than for you.'
'The Ambassador will not be pleased, Madame.'
"Hmmm ... perhaps a pinot noir less spilly?"
'Knuth! How many times did I tell you not to play with the food??!!'
'Dang, you were right! It is formal!'
'Personally I think one great improvement to these tea dances would be some tables.'
"Hey, you two! What did I say about sharing?!"
Manners And Customs Of Ye Englishe: A Pic-Nic
Only One Item or Fewer.
Awkward First Dates
"As a rookie, I'm finding one of the hardest things to get used to is older people calling me 'sir.'"
"I think we'll pass up the Château Mouton-Rothschild '34."
'Before we begin, please turn off all cell phones.'
Etiquette Learning Prints Collection
Etiquette Learning Mugs
Browse our collection of etiquette learning mugs—funny, charming, and perfect for brightening their mornings!
Etiquette Learning Pillows
Explore our humorous etiquette pillows—comfortable reminders to always act politely with a smile.
Etiquette Learning T-Shirts
Check out our etiquette-themed t-shirts—witty designs that make learning manners stylish and fun.