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Etiquette Educators T-Shirts
Looking for a T-shirt that respects good manners but also shows personality? Our etiquette educator tees combine wit and style, ideal for casual days or teaching moments.
"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course."
'Are you finished eating yet, sweetie?...Guess that answers THAT question!'
'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'
"How is it that someone who reads all the Harry Potter books still doesn't know the magic word?"
"Waiter! Two of your finest menus!"
"Oh no, after you. I insist!"
"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."
"Yes I know, and you dropped sauce on your shirt."
'Yes, as a matter of fact, you have caught me at a bad time.'
"Ladies first. Actually, it's safety first. But ladies are definitely a close second."
Illustration from an Unpublished Novel
"Hi. What kind of wine goes with fruit salad?"
'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'
"Instead of singing, I'm going to scream offensive things as loud as I can just to get attention..."
"Cards to remind people that you still haven’t gotten a thank you note from them"
"Hipsters"
'Dang! I never now if the sommelier is messing with me.'
"That table is yours once that party decides to move to the suburbs."
'It's no problem, Mom. Samantha just likes to check on my table manners.'
'Pigs feet, sir?' 'Are they pickled?'
'Try and be pleasant dear, you don't want to alienate it.'
"Well there's no way I'm going to say 'whom'!"
'He bowed lower for me than for you.'
'The Ambassador will not be pleased, Madame.'
"Hey, you two! What did I say about sharing?!"
'Personally I think one great improvement to these tea dances would be some tables.'
Manners And Customs Of Ye Englishe: A Pic-Nic
Awkward First Dates
Only One Item or Fewer.
"As a rookie, I'm finding one of the hardest things to get used to is older people calling me 'sir.'"
'Knuth! How many times did I tell you not to play with the food??!!'
'Dang, you were right! It is formal!'
"Hmmm ... perhaps a pinot noir less spilly?"
"I think we'll pass up the Château Mouton-Rothschild '34."
Etiquette Educators T-Shirts Collection
Etiquette Educators Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs tailored for etiquette educators—perfect for adding a dash of humor and elegance to their daily routines.
Etiquette Educators Pillows
Brighten their space with pillows that celebrate good manners. Choose from designs that combine comfort with clever messages for etiquette lovers.
Etiquette Educators Prints
Find stylish prints that honor civility and etiquette. Ideal for decorating classrooms or living spaces with a humorous or classy touch.