Ethics Reform Advocate Pillows

Go and sin no more.

Ethics exam cheater.

Squeezing the Free Press.

'You'll like this, gang ? it's an 'eyes-only' list of 'shady-but-tolerated' loopholes allowed by the Securities and Exchange Commission.'

"I guess it's ethical. Let me run it through my 'Ethics Check' app."

"It's a memo from the legal department reminding us to (heh-heh), 'keep our noses clean'."

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

Correct Comics *Drawn By A Vegetarian On Acid-Free Recycled Paper In A Drug-Free Environment

"In a further effort to increase profits, control costs and satisfy shareholders, we've decided to steal stuff."

'His idea of campaign finance reform is insisting on small bills.'

Slavery Reparations

"Sorry, we don't hire people with a history of whistle blowing."

"Moulting"

"Hi, Bob - your consultants have just arrived."

President S Grant's Proposed Civil Service Reform not to the Taste of Certain Senators

The great Chartist demonstration. No. I. - A loyal citizen.

Stoneage business ethics: 'But, hey, this 'ethics' stuff isn't carved in stone!'

Experience is important, so I'm inclined to leave questions of ethics to those who have them.

'We're getting back to first principles...which means we're going to have some.'

Tragically Moses didn't see the eleventh commandment.

'Way too much information on your resume.'

These drug will cost you an arm and a leg...the good news is, my wife and I own stock in the company that makes them.

'Now you see, that's EXACTLY what we should try to avoid here.'

Anonymous Donations

"They have oat fiber, wheat fiber, and rice fiber, but no moral fiber."

Library: Self-Help Books and Blame a 'Rigged' Political System.

The Tammany Ring Defeated- NY Mayor Oakey Hall as 'The Last Thorn of Summer'

"I have to admit Dick Cheney makes a strong argument for torture. But I still think torturing him would be wrong."

Carl Shurz's attacks on President Grant are 'Played Out'

Ruth Bader Ginsburg

'Yep, that does sound like an ethical dilemma, Phil. But relax... it's only a problem if you have a conscience.' 'That's just it! I think I do!!' 'Don't worry, I won't tell a soul.'

'It's not the same. I was caught stealing office supplies. You, on the other hand, got caught stealing ideas.'

'We're able to cut back on legal fees by being more ethical.'

'We have to be forthright with the public. We have to have their confidence. We have to convince them we're working for the common good. Then we can invade their privacy.'