Ethics In Gaming T-Shirts

'We have a problem. The computer game he invented promotes violence. But he was offered $10 million for it.'

Enhanced Pedophilia Interrogation Techniques

"We need to make some cuts. We'll start with integrity, accountability, openness, and transparency."

Ethics exam cheater.

'This time we're going to do things right. And if that doesn't work, we'll just go back to stealing.'

Squeezing the Free Press.

Church leader at desk has 3 boxes marked 'Black', 'White' and 'Gray Area'.

"I guess it's ethical. Let me run it through my 'Ethics Check' app."

"It's a memo from the legal department reminding us to (heh-heh), 'keep our noses clean'."

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

"We're looking for that perfect blend of vision, ambition and ethical ambiguity."

"Excellent, excellent. A fine blend of truths, half-truths, and blatant falsehoods."

View to the Future

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

What We Thought Were Canals Are Deep Prejudices and Inequities.

'Is it guilt that when you eat us that we are no longer called pigs but bacon, pork chops or ham?'

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

He avoids wrath, envy, lust, greed, gluttony and sloth -- the problem is he's proud of it!

'Of course homosexuality is not a sin, handsome.'

Lady Justice and Confidential Files

'Now, think hard about it: Do you want to be known as the one who ate the last Dodo?'

'There are lies, damn lies, and statistics. We're looking for someone who can make all three of these work for us.'

'It's another corporate lawyer...do we want to buy a soul?'

'You won't believe this, but even if the vaccine works, they wont give it to other sick mice.'

Corporate Ethics Department, how may I help you?

"Openness and transparency are a big part of our corporate mythos."

'Don't laugh Ms. Newborn, but I want you to proof this for 'accuracy'.'

'You've become like a son to me, Alvin. But the company has strict rules against nepotism, so I have to let you go.'

"Moulting"

'We consult those with whom we agree, which is why I rarely consult my conscience.'

The Price of Freedom

"Boss... I just read an article about trans-humanism. Apparently, sometime in the next 50 years, it will become possible to live forever."