Ethics Explorer Pillows

'Bob was eventually arrested and charged with outsider trading.'

"I never graduated from college. I got caught cheating on my ethics exam."

'It's a great invention, but what if it falls into the wrong hands?'

'We were kind of hoping to let our CONSCIENCE be our guide.'

'Please remember, it's not a lie if it turns a profit.'

'As part of a new trend, financial bankruptcies have started to outpace moral bankruptcies.'

Judgement Day. 'Ignorance is bliss!' 'But it's no excuse!'

'...And just a pince of stem cells.'

'At least it isn't a disguised donation.'

"Instead of Red Team and Blue Team, why don't we make it Good v. Evil?"

"I wasn't responsible for those sins."

Since the cloning, Professor Kane's workload has eased up considerably.

"I'm honest, but not scrupulously honest."

'one of our major contributors suggested we add a Scared Straight program to our MBA curriculum.'

'He was brought up with a moral, compassionate and philanthropic upbringing, but by putting his nose to the grind stone, he managed to surmount those handicaps.'

Animal Testing.

'Hi, honey! How was your day?'

'So how did your attitude test go?'

'O.K., class - what are 'corporate accounting ethics'? Freddie, you should know this.'

'This is from a post-ethics phase.'

"But what about the sermon you just preached..."

"My sources tell me it was bought not earned."

"Well, what I lack in cognitive thinking skills I more than make in moral flexibility."

"When did you say the other veterinary is back?"

"I've never quite figured out how it works. For years, you're on the right side of history, and then one day, you're not!"

"By the standards of the time my behavior is not inappropriate."

"Of course money can't buy happiness - happiness comes free with the money."

Death makes a poor excuse sound even lamer.

The Slave Trader John Manesty in a Visit to Aminada

"I cloned a guy in Reno. How 'bout yourself?"

Moral compass 2003

"You're going to need a bigger shoulder."

"Yes, I'm an environmentalist, But first and foremost I'm a whale."

The Electoral Trolley Problem

The Big Revelation about Trump Is Not in Mary's Book