Ethics Educator Mugs

The Little Engine that Faced a Tough Moral Dilemma.

Ethics exam cheater.

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

Squeezing the Free Press.

Campaign for Plain English

'You'll like this, gang ? it's an 'eyes-only' list of 'shady-but-tolerated' loopholes allowed by the Securities and Exchange Commission.'

"I guess it's ethical. Let me run it through my 'Ethics Check' app."

"It's a memo from the legal department reminding us to (heh-heh), 'keep our noses clean'."

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

Baby sees bottle with math formula marked, 'Baby Formula'.

"In a further effort to increase profits, control costs and satisfy shareholders, we've decided to steal stuff."

Toy Shops and Educated Children

The Evolution Of Man.

'Is THIS the way you plan to spend your peak learning years?'

"Hey, you two! What did I say about sharing?!"

"I got all Z's because I fell asleep in class."

"Hi, Bob - your consultants have just arrived."

"Moulting"

Stoneage business ethics: 'But, hey, this 'ethics' stuff isn't carved in stone!'

Experience is important, so I'm inclined to leave questions of ethics to those who have them.

'Oooh, Jimmy, the teacher put another throwing star on your paper! Great!'

'We're getting back to first principles...which means we're going to have some.'

"And if all else fails, wave your arms frantically."

Tragically Moses didn't see the eleventh commandment.

"I wish he'd actually play with his toy hospital, rather than just making strike placards."

The state off graduates literacy levels is shoking and both my coleegues agree that there maths isn't much better!

"The first week of school is just review. You know. Scenes from last year's episode."

"The meeting was canceled after an outbreak of contagious yawning!"

"Whoa! Back up a second... 'R & D' stands for 'Research & Development?' We always thought it meant 'Rip-off & Distribute!'"

These drug will cost you an arm and a leg...the good news is, my wife and I own stock in the company that makes them.

'Now you see, that's EXACTLY what we should try to avoid here.'

"Unfortunately, what you downloaded from the net is a ten-year-old paper I once wrote for my college boyfriend!"

"If we only use 10% of our brains, how am I supposed to get passing grades?"

'First semester, you learn the numbers. Second semester, you use them to count the days 'til school is out.'