Ethics Advocate Prints

"We're an oversight committee, but we do it more in the sense of overlooking."

Mass ascension of hot air balloons.

'We're getting back to first principles...which means we're going to have some.'

'I thought the whistle-blowers showed up after we were finished.'

'Our overseas workers will sue us because of exploitation?! Are you freaking kidding me? These folks aren't even old enough to buy a beer!'

'It's bad enough being on the take, McVeeney, but holding a 'Washington's Birthday' sale!'

Anonymous Donations

'Today the president said might does not make right. . . . and that also pertains to bullying!'

2014 Political Campaigning: Tobacco Subsidies.

"In order to avoid having to pay minimum wage, taxes and social insurance, I'm going to pay you cash for moonlighting. Consider it a lesson in integration on European business ethics."

Fast Buck School of Economics: "Cut out the courses on ethics."

Journalists block an ambulance crew.

Enhanced Pedophilia Interrogation Techniques

Ethics exam cheater.

Squeezing the Free Press.

'You'll like this, gang ? it's an 'eyes-only' list of 'shady-but-tolerated' loopholes allowed by the Securities and Exchange Commission.'

"I guess it's ethical. Let me run it through my 'Ethics Check' app."

"It's a memo from the legal department reminding us to (heh-heh), 'keep our noses clean'."

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

Correct Comics *Drawn By A Vegetarian On Acid-Free Recycled Paper In A Drug-Free Environment

"In a further effort to increase profits, control costs and satisfy shareholders, we've decided to steal stuff."

Slavery Reparations

"Sorry, we don't hire people with a history of whistle blowing."

"Hi, Bob - your consultants have just arrived."

"Moulting"

Stoneage business ethics: 'But, hey, this 'ethics' stuff isn't carved in stone!'

Experience is important, so I'm inclined to leave questions of ethics to those who have them.

"Whoa! Back up a second... 'R & D' stands for 'Research & Development?' We always thought it meant 'Rip-off & Distribute!'"

Tragically Moses didn't see the eleventh commandment.

These drug will cost you an arm and a leg...the good news is, my wife and I own stock in the company that makes them.

'Now you see, that's EXACTLY what we should try to avoid here.'

"Is that legal? Can the old man force me to take a performance-enhancing drug."

"They have oat fiber, wheat fiber, and rice fiber, but no moral fiber."

"I have to admit Dick Cheney makes a strong argument for torture. But I still think torturing him would be wrong."

"Turn off cell phones violators will be over ruled."