Ethical Strategist Pillows

Boss with Angel and Devil on his shoulders - 'They're not employees, but we do have a symbiotic relationship.'

"Civic responsibility, ethics, and a dedication to the people we serve; they're killing our business."

Others will fight for you

"Can you change this quiz grade from an A to a C? I like to keep expectations low until I blow my parents' mind by acing the final exam."

"Quit stalling, Smithers. Where's the SALES chart?"

"I have a recurring nightmare that I've taken a test, and the professor won't give me an 'A'."

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

"Not guilty but prepared to settle out of court, your honour."

"How to talk to people" "Make them rue the day"

'No thanks, I don't drink when I'm driving home a point about investing.'

"Take special note of the change to our policy on honesty."

"Now remember, if I jump out the window, I want to leave."

Prosecution bears the burden of proof. Defense bears the burden of twisting and distorting said proof.

Thin Tank and Emote Tank.

"Let me get this, but keep in mind that you'll pay for it in other, more subtle ways later on."

"Think I'll be a more effective alpha male if I learn to play pool?"

"One silo is for grain, the other is for the money we save on gas."

Green Energy used to power polluting industries

Smoke and Mirrors: Harold couldn't work out why his new store wasn't getting any customers.

'Dear Miss Etiquette, I'm never sure if I should say anything...'

Personal Relationship Counsellor

'Great, and I'll also need some mirrors.'

'I'm not authorized to talk about that...I'll have to patch you through to our department of unspeakable evil.'

"Excellent! It's the disclosure documents for your hearing on Monday."

'Dayton, you're a decent, respectable, ethical, honest and nice guy. What the hell are you up to?'

'Are you two friends?' - 'No, we just hate the same people.'

"Welcome to the brave new corporate gulag, Hank. The dissenting wheel always gets the shrink!"

Putting money back in to the world economy

'A restaurateur prepares macaroni and sells it as pasta. I want you to do the same for the educational program at your school.'

'I spent today with out spindoctor, and boy, am I dizzy.'

The Conservative majority in parliament leaves the Liberal party powerless

"It's not easy being green…"

"Enough already! You’re depressing me!"

Barrister pointing out dozing judge to the jury

Law school: 'Repeat after me, class 'sue 'em first, or be sued!'