Ethical Seafood Shopper Mugs

"Nothing that's overfished, poached or farmed? How about some seaweed?"

"The menu just says fried fish, but may I give you a more compelling, surprisingly lyrical description?"

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

"The fish sticks here are very good."

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

"Most of these pelts were suicides."

Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

"How fresh is the calamari?"

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

Your lobster was off!

"... Oh, don't worry, I won't 'overcook it'... I hope you like, sushi."

'Do you want me to get the fish bone out, or not?'

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

'Why do I need to clean the fish? -- Didn't you just take them out of the WATER?'

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

"No, my consomme was perfect, but my husbands calamari is a little underdone."

'Fancy a liquid lunch?'

Prawn Cocktail Please

"How's the salmon?"

'Diver caught scallops - is that a description of what happened or a compound adjective'

'I'll give you a bite of my calamari for one of your stuffed shrimp.'

Another reason farm raised fish aren't as healthy as wild ones.

'We like bright, new employees who aren't afraid to take some risks. By the way... how are those clam fritters?'

A man and baby wearing bibs

'The worst thing about it is I'm claustrophobic.'

Dali Chooses a Lobster

Seafood: "Of course our food is fresh."

"You've got some food or something in your moustache."

"Yes, we're stranded here... but think how healthier we are eating nothing but fish!"

"Oh, but we could be so good together...!"

"Who ordered the bravest tuna on all the seven seas, anointed with the spice of faraway lands, on wheat toast?"

"You arrived as bottom-feeders, but you shall leave as bottom-gourmands."

'How was the squid?'