Ethical Romantic Mugs

'Forever, like the mountains of mine waste?'

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

Venus

'Charlie is the first to admit that he's too old for me.'

"You're such a good listener."

Sauvignon Bonk

"I know we just met, but all I got is a twenty-four-hour pass!"

"They met in the express-checkout lane at the A.&P. and have slowed down only occasionally ever since."

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

'More bubbles!'

"Why don't you find a museum!"

'I met him on a Monday and my heart stood still (would you believe?)')

"I don't know about you, but I'm ready to take this marriage full-throttle."

"You're my Mona Lisa."

Diamond outfits

Paint pots in love

"Now there's a relationship that's working!"

Love Conquers All

Love linked

'What the..? She IS a stick!'

STILL LIVES - Bolt: 'It's like we were made for one another!'

'Sometimes it's difficult to get their feelings to the surface.'

"My only love sprung from my only hate!"

"But until I do transmute lead into gold, maybe I could interest you in some lovely lead jewelry."

'Single math professor in search of an intelligent woman. Send an example of your favorite equation.'

"You're solemates!"

Ostriches making out

Missing You.

"Dessert?""No thanks, I'm stuffed."

'We recommend that you get a ring of equal weight for the other hand to prevent improper alignment of your spine.'

"Oh, how sweet of you."

"They haven't mated yet, but I think we're getting close."

"There's something I have to tell you."

Why don't you ever like to spoon?

"Get a tomb!"