Ethical Reader Prints

Meet the Plagiarist.

Ethics exam cheater.

Squeezing the Free Press.

Others will fight for you

'You'll like this, gang ? it's an 'eyes-only' list of 'shady-but-tolerated' loopholes allowed by the Securities and Exchange Commission.'

"I guess it's ethical. Let me run it through my 'Ethics Check' app."

"It's a memo from the legal department reminding us to (heh-heh), 'keep our noses clean'."

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

"Excellent, excellent. A fine blend of truths, half-truths, and blatant falsehoods."

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

'Loved your bit on market share, Felton - perfect blend of plausibility and outright deception.'

He avoids wrath, envy, lust, greed, gluttony and sloth -- the problem is he's proud of it!

"In a further effort to increase profits, control costs and satisfy shareholders, we've decided to steal stuff."

"I think you refuse to admit your god condones slavery, because doing so would be an admission you are more moral than he is. And that conflicts with your Borg programming."

The Price of Freedom

"Moulting"

"Take special note of the change to our policy on honesty."

"Hi, Bob - your consultants have just arrived."

Stoneage business ethics: 'But, hey, this 'ethics' stuff isn't carved in stone!'

Experience is important, so I'm inclined to leave questions of ethics to those who have them.

'Don't believe everything you read in the papers!' (Vicar to lady reading the war cry).

'Bad man. . . you are a Bad Man!'

"If anything else, it beats bending over!"

'You always talk about robbing Peter to pay Paul, but you never mention Mary.'

"And here is where we started putting profits before people."

Tragically Moses didn't see the eleventh commandment.

These drug will cost you an arm and a leg...the good news is, my wife and I own stock in the company that makes them.

"Isn't it true that the prosecution offered you a bone to testify?"

"Pastor, may we share a message with you about humility?"

'Now you see, that's EXACTLY what we should try to avoid here.'

Monk and Bible and Devil Page Marker

'Just think of one of these as enabling legislation for the golden rule.'

"They have oat fiber, wheat fiber, and rice fiber, but no moral fiber."

Under Capitalism, Expensive Equipment is Always, Unlike People, Innocent Until Proven Guilty