Ethical Living Enthusiast Mugs

'Of course I'm a PETA supporter. I only kill animals with alopecia!'

Ethics exam cheater.

Squeezing the Free Press.

Others will fight for you

'You'll like this, gang ? it's an 'eyes-only' list of 'shady-but-tolerated' loopholes allowed by the Securities and Exchange Commission.'

"I guess it's ethical. Let me run it through my 'Ethics Check' app."

"It's a memo from the legal department reminding us to (heh-heh), 'keep our noses clean'."

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

Politically Correct Snowperson

Sale! Weed Whackers

Correct Comics *Drawn By A Vegetarian On Acid-Free Recycled Paper In A Drug-Free Environment

"In a further effort to increase profits, control costs and satisfy shareholders, we've decided to steal stuff."

"Can you cut the grass but leave the daisies?"

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

Apparently all our farts damage the ozone layer....

"Take special note of the change to our policy on honesty."

"Hi, Bob - your consultants have just arrived."

"Moulting"

Stoneage business ethics: 'But, hey, this 'ethics' stuff isn't carved in stone!'

Experience is important, so I'm inclined to leave questions of ethics to those who have them.

Another environmentally correct office product: The executive desk/organizer-fish ladder

Sorry, I only eat organic, fair-trade, shade-grown, biodynamic, raw dirt.

'Dad, you know that I'd never buy a pet that eats meat. Luckily, I found a guy who sold me the World's only vegetarian dog!'

"We sing her to sleep with songs about recycling."

"You're developing a nice, rich compost down here."

Tragically Moses didn't see the eleventh commandment.

These drug will cost you an arm and a leg...the good news is, my wife and I own stock in the company that makes them.

"Tempting, but I'm on a plastic cleanse this week."

'Now you see, that's EXACTLY what we should try to avoid here.'

I want to talk about the environment...

"They have oat fiber, wheat fiber, and rice fiber, but no moral fiber."

"Is that legal? Can the old man force me to take a performance-enhancing drug."

A gap between the solar panels

Free Range Golfers