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News crews fight for coverage

Trial by Media

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

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Enhanced Pedophilia Interrogation Techniques

"Good boy."

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

"You're fired."

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

"We need to make some cuts. We'll start with integrity, accountability, openness, and transparency."

Ethics exam cheater.

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

'This time we're going to do things right. And if that doesn't work, we'll just go back to stealing.'

Who will determine Venezuela's future?

Squeezing the Free Press.

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

Torturing the English Language

Church leader at desk has 3 boxes marked 'Black', 'White' and 'Gray Area'.

"I guess it's ethical. Let me run it through my 'Ethics Check' app."

"It's a memo from the legal department reminding us to (heh-heh), 'keep our noses clean'."

News: Deaths! Deaths! Deaths!

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

Imagining a Better World Isn't Really That Hard

Ban on Free Speech

'Let's go to our education reporter for more underreporting of school success stories.'

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

"We're looking for that perfect blend of vision, ambition and ethical ambiguity."

"Well, how do things look from where you sit?"

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"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

News and Magazines. Celebrity gossip. Sports scandals. Political bickering. We're out of the "information age" and well into the "too much information age"!

Vote Centrist to Keep Things Exactly as Awful as They Are

"And now here's Cathie with the hypothetical portion of the news."

"Excellent, excellent. A fine blend of truths, half-truths, and blatant falsehoods."