Ethical Hacker Mugs

"A hacker logged into my fitness tracker and stole all my steps."

"I'm also a criminal, cyber criminal!"

"This is a special place we have for phishing scammers!"

Phone Hackers

The Big Bad Wolf

'With the help of this program...yes the wireless network password - I'm in!'

"An example of my game cheat skills is that I hacked into your computer and invited myself to this games tester interview."

"I'm bored. Let's hack into phone companies' massive personal data storage and get the goods on someone!"

"Peeping is so passe. Can't you just hack like everyone else?"

"We're very proud. His classmates voted most to hack into a foreign computer system."

"We know you have better treats than raisins...we hacked your supermarket loyalty card."

"I'm tired of hacking into the Democratic and Republican National Committees. Let's hack into Putin's computer!"

The Darknet starts right here.

Cybercrimes

"Please enter the last 4 digits of your SSN...or enter all 9. They're all over the dark web."

'Computer crime seems to be on the rise.'

Burglar mutters about the lack of personal integrity.

"This one is for hacking into our enemy's hacks."

Cyber attacks

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

"Well, this is the moment we've been waiting for - the hacker who stole our identities just got hacked by another hacker who thought he was hacking us."

Hate Platforms

Golfing Bishop.

Weird things I do because of the internet

Gadget geek.

'It must be a problem of interpretation. I've read this book DOZENS of times, and I keep winding up here!'

"I change my mantra every two months so no one can hack my soul."

'Mark my word, Walters, this is no ordinary virus.'

"Careful! He knows computers."

"It's a fantastic computer! It's so old that none of today's hackers know how to hack it!"

Giving Things Up For Lent.

"I think retrieving the info from that harddrive might be a little tricky."

"Hacking and eavesdropping are my top skills. I guess you could say I'm a good listener."

'Where you went wrong' Desk.

'Great news! We're not outsourcing your job, just your pay.'